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Kill the farm boy

Dawson, Delilah S. (Author). Hearne, Kevin, (author.).

Summary: Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told. This is not that fairy tale. There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened. And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell. There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy's untimely death . . . and also very fine cheese. Then there's a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar "happily ever after" that ever once-upon-a-timed.

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  • ISBN: 9781524797768
  • ISBN: 1524797766
  • Physical Description: print
    regular print
    379 pages : map ; 21 cm.
  • Publisher: New York, N.Y. : Del Rey, 2019.

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General Note:
Originally published: 2018.
Formatted Contents Note: In a Foreboding Tower, Glowing with Portent or Possibly Pollen -- In a Squalid Barnyard in Borix, Redolent of Feces and Angst -- In the Tower of Toby, the Dark Lord, He Who Dreams of Artisanal Crackers -- At a Time and Place Where a Goat Proves to Be Remarkably Prescient -- Near a Rose Most Scarlet and Effulgent -- In the Darkness Surrounding a Small Camp in a Verdant Pasture -- Over Something Fried in Duck Fat with a Piquant Dipping Sauce -- At the Scene of a Richly Deserved Punch in the Kisser -- In the Luminous Presence of the Elvish Morningwood -- Uncomfortably Near a Giant Uvula -- On a Beach Festooned with Sparkly Pinchy Crabs -- At the Goblin Market, Glittering with Magic and Maquillage -- Near the Bushy Cleft of Mortal Peril -- In the Dank Necropolis of Honeycomb and Dread -- Next to a Newly Created Orifice and Much Screaming -- In the Spectacular (If Tentacular) Hut of Belladonna the Healer -- Under the Lone Lamppost Where Lurks the Squeaky Marmoset of Side Quests -- Down an Alley Echoing with a Troll's Pathetic Angst -- Over a Board of Charcuterie Floats the Word Murder -- Inside the Perilous Poplar of Personal Problems -- Within the Ambulatory Dwelling of a Most Fearsome Personage -- Atop a Roof of Questionable Structural Integrity -- Athwart a Corpse and Quaking with Unaccountable Mirth -- Uncomfortably Smooshed in a Throng of Normal Goats, Forced into Bleatful Complaint -- In the Room Where the Disposal of a Persistent Suitor Is Effected -- Abroad in a Fulsome Field of Goatly Paradise -- In the Grip of a Sinister Mind -- Whereupon Destiny Is Delivered by an Overly Credulous Postman -- Uponst a Cushy Throne, Surrounded by Many Supple Leathers -- At a Party Afflicted with Unacceptable Ghost Cake.
Subject: Quests (Expeditions) Fiction
Imaginary places Fiction
Genre: Fantasy fiction.

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  • 1 of 1 copy available at Kirtland Community College.

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Kill the Farm Boy : The Tales of Pell
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*Starred Review* Dawson (Strike, 2016) and Hearne (Staked, 2016) topple the tropes of the young man's adventure quest and the fairy tale in this joyous, hilarious tale. While preparing to deal with his daily barnyard drudgery shoveling the dung of assorted animals, a farm boy named Worstley is anointed the Chosen One by a filthy, foul-mouthed, drunken pixie. Soon Worstley is off to find his destiny, accompanied by a smart-aleck talking goat named Gustave. But the story is not about Worstley. There is a sleeping princess in a tower surrounded by thorns and leggy, fuchsia-colored blooms, watched over by a cursed, rabbit-girl bard. The bard joins a curse-breaking quest accompanied by the wannabe Dark Lord Toby, his chicken-hating huntswoman, and a warrior woman with an eye for roses who wears a chain-mail bikini. They seek Grinda the Goode Witche, caster of curses and aunt of Worstley. The humor is fast and furious with innumerable quips tossed out along the way. This one is for readers who enjoy farcical fairy tales, rollicking good times, and plenty of groan-worthy puns and literary references.--Lucy Lockley Copyright 2018 Booklist

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Combining the satirical fantasy of authors such as William Goldman, Terry Pratchett, Ursula K. Le Guin, and Tamora Pierce, Hearne and Dawson have written a thoroughly enjoyable, enormously ambitious novel. The authors state in their acknowledgements that their book specifically refers to killing off the "white male power fantasies," though they are substantially more successful at skewering the male-ness than the white-ness of the genre. The eponymous farm boy is anointed the "Chosen One" by a fairy in Chapter 2 (titled "In a Squalid Barnyard in Borix, Redolent of Feces and Angst") and is, as promised, dead after two more chapters. Readers are left to follow his (now) talking goat, Gustave; his accidental killer, Fia, a powerful warrior in a chain-mail bikini; an enchanted half-rabbit bard named Argabella; the Dark Lord Toby, whose magic primarily consists of causing bread products to rain from the sky; and a variety of supporting characters. Surprisingly, it is Dawson and Hearne's careful attention to their characters that proves the novel's greatest strength, much more so than their hit-or-miss puns or socio-politically minded satire. Fia and Argabella develop a tremendously touching relationship, Gustave steals many a scene, and the unexpected deaths of two traveling companions are genuinely moving. VERDICT The humor and empowerment theme should make this an easy sell for teens, and they'll stay for the well-drawn characters. Give this one to fans of Diana Wynne Jones, Terry Pratchett, or William Goldman.-Mark Flowers, Rio Vista Library, CA © Copyright 2018. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Once upon a time, in the magical land of Pell, there lived a farm boy, a talking goat, a semidark Dark Lord, a fuzzy-tailed bard, a peace-loving warrior in a chain-mail bikini, an assassin deathly afraid of chickens, and a sand witch with an affinity for bejeweled crabs. One of them is the Chosen One, and on a quest to awaken a sleeping princess from her tower and generally right the wrongs in the kingdom of Pell, all of them will encounter much more than they expected. This fairy tale's happily ever after is one readers won't see coming. VERDICT Dawson (Star Wars: Phasma) and Hearn's ("Iron Druid Chronicles") reimagining of a traditional fairy tale is reminiscent of William Goldman's The Princess Bride and William Steig's Shrek! Irreverent, funny, and full of entertaining wordplay, this will keep readers guessing until the end and eager for the sequel. [See Prepub Alert, 1/29/18.]--Elisabeth Clark, West Florida P.L., Pensacola © Copyright 2018. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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In this pun-laden quest, first in a trilogy, Hearne (A Plague of Giants) and Dawson (Star Wars: Phasma) skewer the traditional tropes of epic fantasy sagas. Though the field is already rife with parodies and satires, the authors execute their own unique twist by killing off the titular farm boy on page 31 before his hero's journey can ever truly begin. Now it's up to a ragtag band of unlikely heroes-including a seven-foot-tall horticulturalist in a chainmail bikini, a cursed half-rabbit bard, a bread-conjuring would-be dark lord, a clumsy rogue, and a boot-eating talking goat-to save the kingdom from magical misdeeds. As they face their greatest childhood fears, contend with gourmand giants, and negotiate with arrogant elves, these improbable heroes display surprising depths and complexities. There's a Pratchettian humor at play here, manifesting in frequent pun wars, silly songs, and an underlying level of societal absurdity-everyone takes cheese rather seriously, for instance. The authors claim they wanted to make fun of the typical "white male power fantasies," and in that, they succeed, with their heroes all characters of color and/or falling somewhere under the LGBTQ umbrella. Even so, there's the feeling that they're marching through familiar, previously conquered territory, putting this solidly in the middle of the field of humorous fantasy. Agents: (for Hearne) Evan Goldfried, Jill Grinberg Literary; (for Dawson) Kate McKean, Howard Morhaim Literary. (July) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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A rollicking fantasy adventure that upends numerous genre tropes in audacious style, the first installment of Dawson and Hearne's Tales of Pell series is a laugh-out-loud-funny fusion of Monty Python-esque humor and whimsy la Terry Pratchett's Discworld.Worstley is a lowly farm boy who reeks of feces and angst. But when a nose-picking pixie informs him that he's the Chosen One and that he has a destiny, he sets off with a talking billy goat named Gustave to fulfill his glorious fate. Fia is a 7-foot tall warrioress who wears a chain-mail bikini and is on a quest of her own: to locate a rare flower allegedly high up in a magical tower. Poltro, the Dark Lord's inept huntswoman, who is deathly afraid of chickens, is sent to locate the Chosen One and bring his heart back to her master. Their paths eventually converge when Fia, attempting to climb the thorn-infested magic tower via a rope made of human hair, falls and lands on Worstley, quite possibly killing him. In an effort to somehow save his life, Fia takes the Chosen One's body and climbs back up the tower, laying him in a bed next to a princess who has been magically sleeping for decades. While exiting the tower, Fia meets Argabella, a female bard who has been cursed to look like a giant bunny. After collecting a Sand Witch named Grinda and Toby, the Dark Lord (who wears a fanny pack), the group of misfits sets off to rid the kingdom of the evil genius behind the terrible curses. The overturning of so many hackneyed fantasy conventions is a delight, as are the countless puns and jokes. But the narrative momentum suffers at times because the authors are so focused on the humor.Tolkien's Fellowship of the Ring on laughing gas. Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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