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You need more sleep : advice from cats / by Marciuliano, Francesco.;
Subjects: Cats; American wit and humor.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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You need more sleep : [electronic resource] : advice from cats. by Marciuliano, Francesco.;
Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they've realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they've condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as "Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One" and "Never Let Anyone Dress You." Whether it's coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can't get down, the cats in this ebook will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.Electronic reproduction.
Subjects: Electronic books.; Nonfiction.; Cats; American wit and humor.; Humor (Nonfiction).; Pets.;
© 2015.,
On-line resources: http://kirtland.lib.overdrive.com/ContentDetails.htm?ID=DD59B2B7-5E80-4586-B6CA-1CCD673FE3EB -- Click to access digital title in OverDrive.;
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How to be a man (whatever that means) : lessons in modern masculinity from a questionable source / by Breakwell, James,author.;
No wrong way -- Lingering evidence -- Failing to succeed -- A firm grip -- The summer help -- Short-timer -- Play ball -- Bulking up -- The not-so-great outdoors -- Bottoms up -- Pigsplaining -- Trying again -- Taking flight -- Man chores -- The bullfight -- The six-toed cat -- Groomed -- Total protection -- Where's your wallet? -- Runaway toddlers -- Paid professionals -- Answering the call -- Engaged -- The real numbers -- Driven -- The greatest adversity -- Standing tall -- Newsworthy -- What it all means."Internet humorist James Breakwell, author of Only Dead on the Inside and Bare Minimum Parenting, gets more personal in How to Be a Man (Whatever that Means), a collection essays exploring his often-confusing relationship with masculinity through memories and witty observations"--
Subjects: Men; Masculinity;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Napalm & silly putty / by Carlin, George.;
Subjects: American wit and humor.;
© c2001., Hyperion,
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Fables for our time : and famous poems illustrated / by Thurber, James,1894-1961.;
Fables: Mouse who went to the country -- Little girl and the wolf -- Two turkeys -- Tiger who understood people -- Fairly intelligent fly -- Lion who wanted to zoom -- Very proper gander -- Moth and the star -- Shrike and the chipmunks -- Seal who became famous -- Hunter and the elephant -- Scotty who knew too much -- Bear who let it alone -- Owl who was God -- Sheep in wolf's clothing -- Stork who married a dumb wife -- Green isle in the sea -- Crow and the oriole -- Elephant who challenged the world -- Birds and the foxes -- Courtship of Arthur and Al -- Hen who wouldn't fly -- Glass in the field -- Tortoise and the hare -- Patient and the bloodhound -- Unicorn in the garden -- Rabbits who caused all the trouble -- Hen and the heavens. -- Poems: Excelsior -- Sands of o'Dee -- Lochinvar -- Locksley hall -- "Oh when I was you -- Curfew must not ring to-night -- Barbara Fretchie -- Glove and the lions -- Ben Bolt.
Subjects: American wit and humor.;
© 1990., Perennial Library,
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Guaranteed to bleed : [electronic resource] : The Country Club murders, book 2. by Mulhern, Julie.;
With his dying breath, Bobby Lowell begs Ellison Russell, "Tell her I love her." Unable to refuse, Ellison struggles to find the girl the murdered boy loved. Too bad an epically bad blind date, a vindictive graffiti artist, and multiple trips to the emergency room keep getting in the way. Worse, a killer has Ellison in his sights, her newly rebellious daughter is missing, and there's yet another body in her hostas. Mother won't be pleased. Now Ellison must track down not one, but two runaway teenagers, keep her promise to Bobby, and elude the killer - all before her next charity gala committee meeting.Requires OverDrive Read (file size: N/A KB) or Adobe Digital Editions (file size: 505 KB).
Subjects: Electronic books.; Fiction.; Humor (Fiction).; Mystery.;
© 2020., J & M Press,
On-line resources: http://link.overdrive.com/?websiteID=130119&titleID=5814813 -- Click to access digital title in OverDrive.;
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Clouds in my coffee : [electronic resource] : Country Club murders series, book 3. by Mulhern, Julie.;
When Ellison Russell is nearly killed at a benefactors’ party, she brushes the incident aside as an unhappy accident. But when her house is fire-bombed, she’s shot at, and the person sitting next to her at a gala is poisoned, she must face facts. Someone wants her dead. But why? And can Ellison find the killer before he strikes again? Add in an estranged sister, a visiting aunt with a shocking secret, and a handsome detective staying in her guesthouse, and Ellison might need more than cream in her coffee.Requires OverDrive Read (file size: N/A KB) or Adobe Digital Editions (file size: 255 KB) or Kobo app or compatible Kobo device (file size: N/A KB) or Amazon Kindle (file size: N/A KB).
Subjects: Electronic books.; Fiction.; Humor (Fiction).; Mystery.;
© 2016., Henery Press,
On-line resources: http://link.overdrive.com/?websiteID=130119&titleID=3249158 -- Click to access digital title in OverDrive.;
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Icebreaker : [electronic resource] : A novel. by Grace, Hannah.;
Anastasia Allen has worked her entire life for a shot at Team USA. It looks like everything is going according to plan when she gets a full scholarship to the University of California, Maple Hills and lands a place on their competitive figure skating team. Nothing will stand in her way, not even the captain of the hockey team, Nate Hawkins. Nate's focus as team captain is on keeping his team on the ice. Which is tricky when a facilities mishap means they are forced to share a rink with the figure skating team -- including Anastasia, who clearly can't stand him. But when Anastasia's skating partner faces an uncertain future, she may have to look to Nate to take her shot. Sparks fly, but Anastasia isn't worried...because she could never like a hockey player, right?Electronic reproduction.
Subjects: Electronic books.; Fiction.; Humor (Fiction).; Romance.;
© 2022.,
On-line resources: http://link.overdrive.com/?websiteID=130119&titleID=9383782 -- Click to access digital title in OverDrive.;
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Espresso Tales : [electronic resource] : 44 Scotland Street Series, book 2. by McCall Smith, Alexander.; Mackenzie Robert Ian.;
Narrator: Robert Ian MacKenzie.Back are all our favorite denizens of a Georgian townhouse in Edinburgh. Bertie the immensely talented six year old is now enrolled in kindergarten, and much to his dismay, has been clad in pink overalls for his first day of class. Bruce has lost his job as a surveyor, and between admiring glances in the mirror, is contemplating becoming a wine merchant. Pat is embarking on a new life at Edinburgh University and perhaps on a new relationship, courtesy of Domenica, her witty and worldly-wise neighbor. McCall Smith has much in store for them as the brief spell of glorious summer sunshine gives way to fall a season cursed with more traditionally Scottish weather.Requires OverDrive Listen (file size: N/A KB) or OverDrive app (file size: 412064 KB).
Subjects: Electronic books.; Fiction.; Humor (Fiction).; Literature.;
© 2008., Recorded Books Inc.,
On-line resources: http://link.overdrive.com/?websiteID=130119&titleID=239015 -- Click to access digital title in OverDrive.;
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Three wishes : [electronic resource] : A novel. by Moriarty, Liane.; Wilds, Heather.;
Narrator: Heather Wilds.Lyn, Cat, and Gemma Kettle, beautiful thirty-three-year-old triplets, seem to attract attention everywhere they go. Together, laughter, drama, and mayhem follow them, but apart, each is dealing with her own share of ups and downs. Lyn has organized her life into one big checklist, Cat has just learned a startling secret about her marriage, and Gemma, who bolts every time a relationship hits the six-month mark, holds out hope for lasting love. In this wise, witty, and hilarious novel, we follow the Kettle sisters through their tumultuous thirty-third year as they deal with sibling rivalry and secrets, revelations and relationships, unfaithful husbands and unthinkable decisions, and the fabulous, frustrating life of forever being part of a trio.Electronic reproduction.
Subjects: Electronic books.; Fiction.; Humor (Fiction).; Literature.;
On-line resources: http://link.overdrive.com/?websiteID=130119&titleID=4471119 -- Click to access digital title in OverDrive;
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